Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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