Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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