would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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