she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
