with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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