Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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