sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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