is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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