the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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