She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This is my gift to your gina
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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