do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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