Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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