I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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