My friends, they love my intelligence
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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