I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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