That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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