i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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