i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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