i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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