i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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