dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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