My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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