you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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