No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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