The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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