No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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