hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
