ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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