It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
