I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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