had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
