And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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