No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
