'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
