I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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