oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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