I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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