We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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