i already hear my dad disowning me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I want her autograph on my taint
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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