haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
