Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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