i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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