So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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