I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I smell like Dick and happiness
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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