so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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