margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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