Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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