She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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