Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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