ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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