i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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