My underwear smells like fireworks.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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