Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This is classic penis vs brain.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i out mim tonsoeep
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