My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
His nipple licking is glorious
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