I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
