I wish I could teleport
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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